puckinyourmom: ((unsure))
Noah Puckerman ([personal profile] puckinyourmom) wrote2011-04-02 11:31 pm

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I think someone's poisoning my food. She walked by and tapped my food with her wand at dinner, and this morning, she randomly wanted to be partners in Potions. She never wants to be partners.

And I don't remember what we made, but I'm pretty sure it was bad.

How do you tell if your potatoes are fucked up?

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, why are you following me?

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Remember those nifflers that you set on us?

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the only one who did that!

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not, but Larkin's already gotten more than his share by karma, and Nicholson is Cass's friend and she might be angry at me for getting back at her.

So that leaves you.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Is it safe to eat, or what?

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
You think I'm going to tell you?

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
And let you off easy? I don't think so.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like you got hurt!

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't gotten hurt.





















Yet.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, what do you want from me?

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
If you've survived until say...Wednesday, I'll tell you.

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Unlike you, I have more than two braincells to rub together. I'm well aware of what day it is.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
How am I supposed to wait until Wednesday if you're trying to kill me?

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
I said if you survive, Puckerman. If.

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say; I'm a riot.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Going off to mope now.]

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[identity profile] wrestlingwitch.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Going off to laugh and feel triumphant now]