puckinyourmom: ((unsure))
Noah Puckerman ([personal profile] puckinyourmom) wrote2011-04-02 11:31 pm

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[Filtered from Lauren - but poorly]

I think someone's poisoning my food. She walked by and tapped my food with her wand at dinner, and this morning, she randomly wanted to be partners in Potions. She never wants to be partners.

And I don't remember what we made, but I'm pretty sure it was bad.

How do you tell if your potatoes are fucked up?

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Start by not eating them.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't, I'm not a moron. But now I'm hungry.

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you're going to starve.

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
You'll be fine. And in the event you have been poisoned, I'll take you to the infirmary.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty much over the infirmary.

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Would you rather die from being poisoned then?

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
No...are you sure it's just me?

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I want to say yes, but I'll believe you if you think it really happened.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Did I do something to piss off Lauren on the trip?

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think she'd be more upset with me.

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she knows about the niffler thing.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
She knows we both did that, though, why would she be more mad at you?

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
She seemed more mad at me that night.

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[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know what she was doing, I was with Georgia.

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I remember that part at least.

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[identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it.