puckinyourmom

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I spent my entire day looking for one of those stripper cakes, you know? Turns out, you have to put the girl in after you bake it.

With a lid?

Why would that be necessary? Cake can be broken through.

Yeah, but if the top's all fucked up...

I don't think you're supposed to eat it afterwards.

If you weren't gonna eat the cake, why would you buy a cake? Couldn't you just get a normal stripper?

You should mention that to whoever thought it up, not me.

Jules, we're supposed to be brainstorming.

[How does he let himself get into these things?]

If one can afford a stripper in a cake, I'm sure they can afford a cake without a stripper as well.

But if you could get food and strippers in one, why wouldn't you?

Because one cannot bake a lady, that's why.

This is a pain in the ass.

By the by, please don't try to disprove me about not baking people. Why does it matter so much?

Yeah, like I'm just gonna stick Brittany or someone in an oven.

It's just something I wanted to do.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me much if you did.

Well, don't.

Jews don't put people in ovens.

[...oh.]

Touché.