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[puckinyourmom]

I spent my entire day looking for one of those stripper cakes, you know? Turns out, you have to put the girl in after you bake it.

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[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

....What?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

For the party.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Why would you

We don't need one.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

A stripper cake? Like hell we don't.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Maybe that'll be the last thing on the list..

[fearnoanvil.livejournal.com]

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought, too. I don't get how she's supposed to get in.

[fearnoanvil.livejournal.com]

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Really? Even muggles know about cake strippers.

[fearnoanvil.livejournal.com]

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

Wow, at least you learned something? The day wasn't wasted!

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I still don't get how they work.

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

I always thought the cake- you mustn't eat it.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

Did you find a beautiful stripper?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

You would think that baking a woman was a logical idea.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but...if you don't make the cake around her, how does she get in?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I don't know. They must be hollow cakes.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

With a lid?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

Why would that be necessary? Cake can be broken through.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you would have helped me, I would be done with it.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Right. Explain to me again why I should want to spend my day helping you look for stripper cakes?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Because it's an entire day of cake and getting to check out my ass.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Neither of those is as tempting as you think.