puckinyourmom: (Cooking like a derp)
Noah Puckerman ([personal profile] puckinyourmom) wrote2011-08-05 10:14 pm
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I spent my entire day looking for one of those stripper cakes, you know? Turns out, you have to put the girl in after you bake it.
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it is the best

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You could volunteer for the stripper job.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
And you could find that cake wedged in a very uncomfortable place.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
There isn't enough alcohol in the world, Puck. [lol jk. One winecooler ought to do it]

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously going to pout because I refused to strip for you?

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Because you look like you're eight years old when you do.

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not. If I were pouting.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You do too. And you really are.

You'd better stop if you expect me to get you a present.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Keep pouting and you won't get anything.

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine...it better be great, though.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
And you'd better not still be thinking I'm going to jump out of your cake.

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, it's supposed to be a surprise.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, for one second let's just pretend I was even considering it. Where exactly would I do it? At home with your mom and sister around, or at school with everyone around?

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Party's over there, anyway! He was gonna cancel his, but changed his mind when he remembered about my birthday.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you remember the part where I said, in this hypothetical world where I'm going to do it, that it wouldn't be in front of other people? Pretty sure it's not a private party.

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then. Your stupid idea is out.
Edited 2011-08-10 01:51 (UTC)

[identity profile] rosetoclaim.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Feel free to give me other ideas, though.
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