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[puckinyourmom]

I spent my entire day looking for one of those stripper cakes, you know? Turns out, you have to put the girl in after you bake it.

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[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Neither of those is as tempting as you think.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Yeah right. Chicks dig fancy dessert and steaming hot Puck. You can't lie.

That scene will forever be my favorite

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Would these be the imaginary strippers? Because I can honestly say I don't want either.

it is the best

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You could volunteer for the stripper job.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

And you could find that cake wedged in a very uncomfortable place.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Not even a private show?

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

There isn't enough alcohol in the world, Puck. [lol jk. One winecooler ought to do it]

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Yeah right...

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Are you seriously going to pout because I refused to strip for you?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I'm not pouting.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Good. Because you look like you're eight years old when you do.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I do not. If I were pouting.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

You do too. And you really are.

You'd better stop if you expect me to get you a present.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Keep pouting and you won't get anything.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Fine...it better be great, though.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

And you'd better not still be thinking I'm going to jump out of your cake.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Right, it's supposed to be a surprise.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Alright, for one second let's just pretend I was even considering it. Where exactly would I do it? At home with your mom and sister around, or at school with everyone around?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Link's house.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

You're insane.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Party's over there, anyway! He was gonna cancel his, but changed his mind when he remembered about my birthday.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Do you remember the part where I said, in this hypothetical world where I'm going to do it, that it wouldn't be in front of other people? Pretty sure it's not a private party.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I guess it's not.

[rosetoclaim.livejournal.com]

Alright then. Your stupid idea is out.