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[puckinyourmom]

Why does everyone around here get so offended about everything? Don't you people have shit to do? I mean, I get it, every top-notch, Puckzilla-tier stud is gonna have haters, but seriously. It's not like I had sex with your sisters or anything.

Even if I wanted to, I'm way too busy with Quidditch to do pretty much anything else. You guys all better be getting pumped for the game next weekend, because we are gonna bust some some heads out there. I'm pretty sure nerd heads are most bustable.

Comments

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

Did you do something offensive?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I hit on some people's moms, that's it.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

That's all? That doesn't seem very bad. Especially if you didn't even sleep with them.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Those ladies were damn stingy.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

Weren't most of them married? I hear that makes it harder.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Not usually.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

I guess you'd know.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Maybe they didn't want the kids to see.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

You were going to do it in front of the kids?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

No, but they could walk in or something. Or notice me hitting on their mum.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

That would be rather traumatizing.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Right. Next time, though.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

They won't be able to resist you forever.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Next year it'll be legal.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

That's certainly something to look forward to.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

My mom thought you were amusing, at least.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Not really what I was going for.

[prince-feng.livejournal.com]

I agree that you didn't do anything wrong. All you did was talk with them, and if they didn't want your attention, they wouldn't have talked to you in the first place, right?

It's good to know that you're getting pumped for the game, Puck. Want to put in some extra hours training these next couple of days?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Thank you for not being a jackass.

Yeah, totally!

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[prince-feng.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just saying it like it is. If others are jackasses, that's their problem, though I know you can get them to shut up easily enough.

I was wondering on trying something new, and wanted to see if you were up for it. I know that hitting some bloke with a single bludger, at the right place, will usually take them out of the game for a while, get healed, and then come back later on in the game.

Now, how about if we were somehow able to either hit them at the same time, or just close enough to guarantee that they won't ever come back for the rest of the game?

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[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Line it up just right, and they'll definitely be out the whole game.