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Sucks for you guys, mine is hilarious.
Yeah, every last one of you assholes.
Suck it.
And just so you know, I mean my dick.
Everyone needs to chill the hell out. If you don't want to wear boys' clothes, try moving your ass to the right dorm. Duh.
And not that it really matters who wins the game, since Slytherin's got it in the bag, but it would still be nice to see Gryffindor get trampled again. So I'm on Team Nerd.
And not that it really matters who wins the game, since Slytherin's got it in the bag, but it would still be nice to see Gryffindor get trampled again. So I'm on Team Nerd.
Hey, Hufflepuff.
I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.
And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.
I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.
And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.
You know what's good after doin' it?
Waffles.
Waffles.
Why does everyone around here get so offended about everything? Don't you people have shit to do? I mean, I get it, every top-notch, Puckzilla-tier stud is gonna have haters, but seriously. It's not like I had sex with your sisters or anything.
Even if I wanted to, I'm way too busy with Quidditch to do pretty much anything else. You guys all better be getting pumped for the game next weekend, because we are gonna bust some some heads out there. I'm pretty sure nerd heads are most bustable.
Even if I wanted to, I'm way too busy with Quidditch to do pretty much anything else. You guys all better be getting pumped for the game next weekend, because we are gonna bust some some heads out there. I'm pretty sure nerd heads are most bustable.
[Student-only filter]
Told you guys she's into me.
Told you guys she's into me.
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You guys know the Pre-Auror TA, Beckett?
She's totally into me.
You guys know the Pre-Auror TA, Beckett?
She's totally into me.
Tackling should so be legal. Has anyone ever thought about what would happen if you combined Quidditch with American Football?
It would be a hundred times better.
[Private to Slytherin - minus Prefects:]
This party needs booze. I've got some stashed up in my dorm, when the prefects leave we'll get this thing going for real.
It would be a hundred times better.
[Private to Slytherin - minus Prefects:]
This party needs booze. I've got some stashed up in my dorm, when the prefects leave we'll get this thing going for real.
