16 - VOICE

Mar. 21st, 2011 01:00 am
puckinyourmom: (What is happening)
[Puck tries to write, for a minute...but it's all wildly incoherent scribbles, inkblots, and stabs at the page. A few minutes after seemingly abandoning the idea, he gets the voice charm to work. Kinda. It might not sound like it, since he's slurring everything he says.]

Who the fuck am I and why am I exploding.

I feel...like I'm spinning in a wheel. The Wheel of Fortune.

Gimme a...G. For Godzilla.

Raaaaawwwwwwrrrrghhhh---FUCK, turn it off--

[And THUD.]

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Mar. 15th, 2011 08:46 pm
puckinyourmom: (Lifting weights)
Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

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Jan. 29th, 2011 04:16 pm
puckinyourmom: (Hey I listen sometimes)
I thought detention with Maron would be sexier than it actually was.

I got my Charms stuff done, though. I can't even remember the last time I did that.

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Nov. 13th, 2010 08:08 pm
puckinyourmom: (She made me a sandwhich then we fucked)
You guys, I have the best idea ever. The best, bar none, end of story.

Bludgers.

That shoot fire.

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