Noah Puckerman

[Puck tries to write, for a minute...but it's all wildly incoherent scribbles, inkblots, and stabs at the page. A few minutes after seemingly abandoning the idea, he gets the voice charm to work. Kinda. It might not sound like it, since he's slurring everything he says.]

Who the fuck am I and why am I exploding.

I feel...like I'm spinning in a wheel. The Wheel of Fortune.

Gimme a...G. For Godzilla.

Raaaaawwwwwwrrrrghhhh---FUCK, turn it off--

[And THUD.]