puckinyourmom: (Excited)
Noah Puckerman ([personal profile] puckinyourmom) wrote2011-01-15 06:13 pm

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Why does everyone around here get so offended about everything? Don't you people have shit to do? I mean, I get it, every top-notch, Puckzilla-tier stud is gonna have haters, but seriously. It's not like I had sex with your sisters or anything.

Even if I wanted to, I'm way too busy with Quidditch to do pretty much anything else. You guys all better be getting pumped for the game next weekend, because we are gonna bust some some heads out there. I'm pretty sure nerd heads are most bustable.

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they didn't want the kids to see.

[identity profile] mist-illusions.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
You were going to do it in front of the kids?

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
No, but they could walk in or something. Or notice me hitting on their mum.

[identity profile] mist-illusions.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
That would be rather traumatizing.

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Next time, though.

[identity profile] mist-illusions.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
They won't be able to resist you forever.

[identity profile] puckinyourmom.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Next year it'll be legal.

[identity profile] mist-illusions.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's certainly something to look forward to.