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This is the first school break where I get to use magic, so I need to brainstorm ideas. I need to do something totally baddass, up the ante. Not something dumb like arson that I could have done either way.

I could charm the bushes into moving out to the road.

Or turn all the doorknobs in the neighborhood into dicks.

Or levitate pee balloons on Mr. Kinsman when he steps out of his house.

Help me out, here.